Suggestion For The Folks Over At Evolutionary HQ

From the moment we humans hit the ground we are hellbent on velocity:
scampering, toddling, running, and we’re off!

Then we hit a certain age and age hits back.
Everything takes longer. We slow to a crawl.


Why do we start out fast – when we’ve got all the time in the world…
and slow down just when we begin running out of time?


Here’s an idea:

We should start out slow as children, and then speed up in our golden years.

Little kids would be much easier to catch.

And down the road – we might forget where we’re going – but we’d get there sooner.

Just a thought.

What would you put in the evolutionary suggestion box?





  1. Only the gods know what puts these ideas into your head, Steve ! [grin]
    Evolutionary improvement …? I dunno: I reckon we’d manage to fuck up anything that came along, without too much delay. :-\

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