World Domination!

OK, the title of this post may be a little bit over the top. So sue me. (Just kidding, John Boehner!) Like all? many? some? of you, I keep an eye on my blog’s daily stats. I mean, the folks at WordPress are good enough to put all those analytics at our fingertips… the least we can do is glance at them every now and then. Right?

politial globe 2Sure, I like to see my Visitors and Views and Comments numbers trending generally upward. It’s some basic affirmation that my posts go out into the world and attract some interest, collect a few likes, perhaps elicit a response, sometimes connect me to a new blogger. But I must confess, my favorite stat is the Views by Country. I’m a map fiend. Always have been. My earliest memory of a prized possession – aside from my red-and-white-gingham stuffed spaniel – was a globe. It spun on its axis and had a raised relief surface that I could run my fingers over and feel the bumpiness of the great mountain ranges: the Alps, the Himalayas, the Rockies and the undersea ridges. Every country was a different pastel color; I remember wondering if it was color coded. Were all the yellow countries part of some club? Or all the pinks or greens? I abandoned that notion when it seemed like just a good way to show where one country ended and another began. A star pinpointed each capital city. I could trace the paths of the great rivers, see how vast the oceans were compared to the land masses. Follow the equator as it circled the earth like a belt. The white snowcaps at the poles seemed otherworldly (as they are) and eternal (as we are learning they are not).

I didn’t have the words for it back then, but I was fascinated with the three-dimensionality of the globe, the Earth as a sphere, as a planet, in space. This was the 1960s and at the end of that decade I was a 7-year-old watching Apollo 11 land on the moon. And watching the Starship Enterprise explore the galaxy in its original television voyages. earth from moonThe magic of the globe for me was its realistic representation of what little I understood of the real world, and its place in the real universe. When I saw the famous photograph of the Earth seen from the Moon, it made sense to me. There was my globe. It was a symbol that had power because I knew it was true. (It wasn’t very many years later that religious symbolism fell apart because I knew instinctively that it was a fiction. But that’s another blog post.)

Globes, of course, are notoriously difficult to carry around, so I learned to also love the flatland version of maps and atlases. I’ve studied them so obsessively over the years that I routinely trounced everyone in the Geography category of Trivial Pursuit (a board game from the 1980s)… and I still love shouting the questions to geography answers on Jeopardy! What is the Suez Canal?! Where is Tasmania?! What is the Marianas Trench?! Who was Magellan?! What is the Tropic of Capricorn?! The app that is most likely to drain the battery on my smartphone? Google Maps.

So I love WordPress’ Views by Country statistical graphic. It shows how many visitors each day and from what countries, with little flag icons – and a political map of the world color coded from dark red to pale yellow, indicating the relative numbers of visitors to the blog. Other summaries show how many visitors from which countries for the most recent 7 days, 30 days, the Quarter and All Time.

I noticed something unusual this evening, which is what sparked this post. Here is today’s map-o-the-world. I’m pretty sure it’s the first day that I’ve had visitors from all six* continents! North America (US, Canada); South America (Brazil); Europe (UK, Germany, Hungary); Africa (South Africa); Asia (Japan, Singapore) and Australia. How ’bout that? I’m lovin’ it. (*WP doesn’t track Antarctica. Yet.)


^ Views by Country – 18 July 2014

As a representation of the real world, maps are ever changing. Borders move. New countries emerge. Some countries disappear. And statistical maps tell a story. When I look at my blog’s “all time” map, it shows every country from which at least one person has viewed my blog. And after more than 300 posts in the last nine months, that map is getting pretty well filled in. But the blanks, the remaining countries and regions from which I’ve had zero visitors, that is becoming the more interesting story to me. Here’s the map of visits since the beginning of The End:


^ Views by Country – All Time

The Americas are well represented, except for a few countries in South America. It’s telling to note the lack of traffic from the troubled nations of Central America – from which the current exodus of children across the US southern border is creating a humanitarian crisis and a political flashpoint with the oh-so inhumane and racist Republicans. (Why save that for another post? It’s the plain and hideous truth.) Europe is solid, except for some weakness in the Baltic states, the Balkans and Belarus. What the B is up with that? Africa is strongest up on its Mediterranean coast, with South Africa as the only sub-Saharan country (hello Mon & Merv!). In the Middle East, the Arabian peninsula, Israel and Turkey have checked in. But (as in Central America) political upheaval and war – or censorship – may be the main reasons for the no shows of Egypt, Syria, Iraq, Iran and Afghanistan. No interest yet from any of “the -stans”, Mongolia or China (which I think blocks access to WP). Crickets. Though Pakistan and India have tuned in, along with much of Southeast Asia, Singapore (hi Halim), Taiwan and Hong Kong, South Korea, Japan (what’s cooking, Steven?). Shout out to M-R and my blog-mates in the ANZAC: Australia and New Zealand. Oz may be down under, but it’s tip top in my book.

[Update: On 19 Jan 2015, I scaled the Great Wall of China!]

Unlike the pastel shadings on my childhood globe, the WP map is color coded to indicate volume of traffic. And it’s unsurprising that the high-traffic red and deep gold colors mostly reflect the English-speaking world – the remnants of the once vast British Empire. Her Majesty’s realm may be down to the Home Island and the Falklands (las Malvinas para mis amigos argentinos)… but I’m happy to say that the sun never sets on this blog! 🙂

It’s a little bit of an ego trip, to be sure. But every trip requires a good map.

The End (so far)



  1. STEVE, STEVE, STEVE!! Today I got to China AND Mongolia!! Shall I twirl my moustache??

    You’re going to tell me you got to China weeks ago and have been enjoying a cocktail and Natalie Wood, waiting for me to catch up, right? How come the bad guys never win??

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    1. This just in: the Flying Beetroot hurdles the Great Wall of China!!

      I salute you, MOSY. While I did manage to lure one lonely Mongolian a few months back, the Middle Kingdom remains an undiscovered land for me. Perhaps I should parachute in?

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  2. In spite of the lack of representation from China, I think your stats are amazing and I’m feeling some analytics-envy.
    … now I must go explore mine because I’ve never done it before. I’m anticipating some lunch-bag letdown.

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    1. HA! Yes, let’s swap them like trading cards! Every once in a while, I’m tempted to write a post extolling the virtues of the ancient and noble Chinese / Egyptian / Kenyan / Bolivian culture… laden with links to their national heroes and flag carriers… just to snare a single view to permanently shade that bit of real estate on my map. But I resist such shameless strategies. So far. Now that I know China is jamming my signal, it’ll be thrilling to get that first click.


  3. Initially I was reminded of Arte Johnson (Laff In) and his catch phrase “Very Interesting” but M-R gets the prize with her comment asking aloud (?) what would have created such popularity. She ruled out the obvious ones – interesting, provocative, funny, informative.
    Still grinning over that one.

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  4. I say, Mr R – what fun !!! I would never’ve thought of that, damn you ! 😀
    Personally, I can’t imagine why you have achieved this world domination: it’s not as if your blog is interesting, or provocative, or funny, or informative …
    Nup – no idea.
    X !

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    1. Well, aren’t you a buzzkill? I suddenly feel like a Bond villain at the moment of his defeat. You have collected the forbidden country – China! I hadn’t felt too bad about that gap, believing that Beijing had switched off WP… Hmmmm. I suppose my ode to the ‘Tankman’ of Tiananmen didn’t help me much in that regard. Et Mongolia, too? I feel a new post coming on: ‘Be It Ever So Humble, There’s No Place Like Yurt’. Bravo, Steve. At least I know that folks in Central Asia have the good sense to be reading your excellent contributions to the ‘sphere.


      1. Sorry, just trying to inform! Maybe you have been identified as a decadent subversive by the authorities. Have you ever been followed by a pair of suspicious Chinese gentlemen? Have your phone calls and emails been intercepted? Oh, wait, that would be the NSA.

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