What Does One Wear To An Exorcism?

Next week, the Governor of Illinois will sign the marriage equality law, making the Land of Lincoln the 16th state to make the leap into the 21st century.

Alas, the catholic church still has its feet firmly planted in the 15th century — and its head up its ass. Does that sound harsh? Yeah, no. Read this before you crucify me. Go ahead. I’ll wait.